[Dunst Backs Obama]

Actress Kirsten Dunst has vowed to do "whatever is necessary" to ensure U.S. presidential candidate Barack Obama is elected into office.

The 26-year-old is endorsing the Democrat and insists she is prepared to go to great lengths to help him win the White House race.

She says, "I absolutely adore him and I'll do whatever is necessary to help him become the next president. I'm so excited that he is running.

"I'm aware that he does have some factors against him. For example, his father is African, and not an African-American, and he doesn't have much experience.

And Dunst is convinced that because Obama is so open-minded, he is the best person for the job.

She adds, "(But) I think he can do a lot for people of my generation. He's such a dashing statesman. I love that he just lays it all on the table. He already wrote the book. He's just everything you want a president to be."

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Internet phenom MO has vowed to do "whatever is necessary" to ensure actress Kirsten Dunst takes a long walk off a short pier.

The personable lady, who declined to give her age, insists that she is prepared to go to great lengths to not only ensure that Dunst stays underwater this time, but make sure that her mission fails.

She says, "I absolutely loathe this broad and I'll do whatever is necessary to shove her nasty ass off the edge. I'm so excited for this opportunity.

"I'm aware that she does have some factors for her. For example, she is one of the snaggle-toothed undead, and not an actual zombie, and she could possibly survive."

And MO is convinced that because Dunst is so grody and quite possibly hunting for human flesh, she is long overdue for the plunge.

She adds, "(But) the people of my generation haven't been this horrified by a graceless, fashionless, bumbling whore in a very long time. She wrote the book. She's everything you'd expect a vampire/zombie/creature of the night to be. I'll be doing humanity a favor and dentists everywhere will thank me. Then? I'll vote for John McCain."
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Another on the HOLY FUCKING SHIT list.
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( Jun. 16th, 2008 08:51 pm)
HAIKUS ARE EASY
BUT SOMETIMES THEY DON'T MAKE SENSE
REFRIGERATOR
... so I RP'd for a minute. Wanna see what happened? Well, total WIN, of course:

I need to see if the marriage I participated in back in the Dark Ages is any good before I can find out if the baby I'm having with a car can have a proper last name. - Hattie Jackson to KITT
Situation:

Kyle's running in the hall on his way back from lunch yesterday. Gets caught. Has to be on Step 1. Which means he has to sit in a classroom (not the one he was going to) for 5-10 minutes. When that's over? He's sent to class WITHOUT a pass so he gets in trouble for being tardy.

Now, I must be seeing this wrong because:

Running = Consequence
Consequence = ... more trouble?


If my son is in trouble and pays the price for it, he should then be DONE with consequences and sent to class free and clear to start with a fresh slate. Not have to pay the price AGAIN. Of COURSE he's going to think that's not fair. I think that that's not fair.

Jumping Christ on a Cracker.
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( Apr. 3rd, 2008 09:22 pm)
The Boy: *randomly and from nowhere* Mom? Where do you put your teeth when you're having your first kiss?
Me: *blinks and tries to focus because was not even close to expecting anything like that* Um, what?
The Boy: *patiently, quite like his mom has some kind of mental deficiency* Your teeth. Where do they go in a first kiss?
Me: In your mouth? *clicks teeth*
The Boy: Oh. *thoughtful* Hmmm.
Me: *waits a beat and when no explanation is forthcoming...* Why? Are you expecting your first kiss? *---* Have you HAD your first kiss?
The Boy: Mom.
Me: What?!
The Boy: *a LOOK*
Me: ...
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