You know, it's kinda stupid how lame I feel that Chris Baty didn't email ME. I mean, wtf? Everyone ELSE got shiny emails, apparently.
:(
So lame.
Me: Why didn't Chris Baty email me?
Cher: Because he hates your guts. He thinks you're a shitty writer. Because he thinks you're stupid. It's his way of saying you shouldn't even try this year- *sees my face* OHMYGOD, I'm kidding!
Stupid fucking auto-emails. I wrote an awesome book last year, I want my free copy, too. :(
:(
So lame.
Me: Why didn't Chris Baty email me?
Cher: Because he hates your guts. He thinks you're a shitty writer. Because he thinks you're stupid. It's his way of saying you shouldn't even try this year- *sees my face* OHMYGOD, I'm kidding!
Stupid fucking auto-emails. I wrote an awesome book last year, I want my free copy, too. :(
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