I may not know it

I thought we were goin gto breakfast,” Kara goes.

“Yeah, but were underneath attack, Starbuck,” Sharon said sarcastically. She still hated Kara because of what she did with Lee that time while Sharon thought she was dating him. It was all a big mix up.

The captain and the commander all goes running so they get to the bridge. I guess there’s a bridge. It’s a space ship. They fly in space. So when they got there, they looked out the big windows at space.

“Oh, no, I never dreamed this would happen.” Adama said, but he wasn’t the only one.

“I have to make an announcement if we die,”Kara “Starbuck” Thrace yells at the whole crowd froming on the deck.

“No, Kara, it’s not the right time, “Lee said when he heard what she intended to do.

“It’s the only time,” Kara shouted above the brawl.

“Sharon said, “I want to hear her out because if she says she loves Adama, I think I’ll kill her. What are you going to do about it? We’re in space!”

Commander William Adama was all, “What?” while Margaret 'Racetrack' Edmonson comes in. She had an announcement too, but she knew how Kara was. She wanted to see how this turned out.

Kara yells real loud so everyone everywhere hears her cause she’s mouthy. “I totally love Dr. Baltar!” Then Dr. Gaius Baltar was all, “What?” cause he loves “Boomer”.

Lee stands there all stunned cause he loves Kara. He hauls off and punches Baltar like a real man would cause it’s his woman. Sharon cries stale tears of relief even though she liked that Baltar loved her more than Starbuck, she totally loves Adama. The younger one. Even though she made out with the old one once, but that was after a long night of fighting in the galaxy. They were heroes. You’re aloud a little snogging when you’re a hero.

So the President comes in and says, “

But before she can get it out, “Y’all didn’t hear,” Racetrack says in seriousness. “We’re saved. We’re in space and we’re not getting all attacked up in here no more.”

Admiral William Adama, who I didn’t know was an admiral until just now, asks Kara if she’ll marry him. Kara says yes. Number Six is there and they’re in space.

Lee appologizes a lot to the doctor for punching him. Lee loves Sharon anyway. He just thought she loved the doctor so he set his sights on Kara. Then the President say, “Hooray. We’re all saved again. Onward to Earth. I’ve had just about enough of this fighting in space crap.”

Everybody lives happily ever after but no one gets married. They fight more battles in the Battlestar Galactica and then someday they finish.

The end.