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It has been decided that 
imyourally will decipher the secret documents and I will diffuse the bombs. Always cut the third wire, especially if they are all the same color.
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imyourally (Lodi) and I went on a bar tour. During the course of it, we sent several text messages to matsujo9 (Karen), one of which told her to get the Senator's yacht. As panthology (Panth) said later, it was a good thing it was insured.
We snuck on the horse, which someone dressed up in the Senator's pants. No one is confessing, but it wasn't me. I was trying to dive off the side of the boat and Lodi was trying to stop me. We came back... horse had pants on. I think it wasambisis (Lani). She was WAY into the chihuahua. Upset it only gave culinary advice though.
Once, the Senator woke up, he joined in the chocolate finger painting and Karen's mad skillz with tap shoes are the only things that stopped us from getting boarded after Panth did this thing, which distracted the Captain and THEN... well. You know.
Oh, and I made off with the Michael Shanks lookalike. He's now stashed in my closet.
From there, Lodi went ahead to Sri Lanka because she needed to "fill in" as the "desk manager" at "her friends" brothel. Yeah, we don't believe that either
At any rate, once the rest of us caught up... we found out that Lodi was working as an "exotic dancer" to help pay our way back to Jamaica. Here's where it gets a little... strange.
Karen told Lodi that she should have sold the diamonds. Well, none of us knew about the diamonds... Lani said that Karen had said that the turtles ate the diamonds, and Karen maintained that the turtle had eaten the rubies. I had heard Lodi say diamonds, but Lodi swore that her tiara and bracelet were fakes. I had to explain that my tiara wasn't (as it was a gift from the Emperor of Argentina) and Lani said that her contact in Switzerland said that Lodi's jewelry was real.
Lodi got upset and said that it was my fault because Lani and I didn't split the gold evenly. Lani had to go and claim it was to the thousandth of a gram, but since we were being chased by locals with rifles, it wasn't POSSIBLE to be that accurate. Not my fault.
On top of that, Panth remembered that she had bribed this fighter pilot. That was because Lodi wouldn't hand over the two-for-ones for her "friends" brothel. Gold nuggets and a lap dance at mach 2. Lani played DJ in the backseat. She was "offended" (Psh, yeah right) that none of us offered to help. Well, Lodi had the brothel, I had taken home the MShanks lookalike, and lets face it... Karen had done more than her duty with the Senator.
I was offended Karen had called us thieves since she had made off with the rubies. At that point, Lani remembered that Karen had ALSO made off with the sapphires. Lodi admitted taking the emeralds, which... okay, I had, too.
The reason Lodi didn't have any more two-for-ones was because she'd given them all to the park rangers. Or so she said. But without them, we'd never have escaped from that avalanche. And Lodi? With Shanks in my closet, I don't NEED to talk to Joe. Mmkay?
The St. Bernard they brought not only had brandy, but condoms as well. Karen said he gave her more than condoms, but I don't think she meant the dog. She CLAIMS she meant Blake. Karen also declared her undying love for Javier because he hauled her out of a river. As Lani pointed out, due to his "banana leaves" we had a hard time hauling Karen out of his hut when it was time to go. His coconuts were rather large.
There there was the rest of Panth's pilot's flight crew. Moose, Goose and Grouse. Lani wanted them all. And HAD. And then she tried blaming it on me which pissed off my Shanks lookalike. Grouse kept faxing photocopies of himself to Karen at work. Body parts that take seven sheets? UNCOOL.
Truthfully, she was more angry when she only got the middle sheet. I don't blame her. He was hot.
Who's who?
imyourally will decipher the secret documents and I will diffuse the bombs. Always cut the third wire, especially if they are all the same color.======================
imyourally (Lodi) and I went on a bar tour. During the course of it, we sent several text messages to matsujo9 (Karen), one of which told her to get the Senator's yacht. As panthology (Panth) said later, it was a good thing it was insured.We snuck on the horse, which someone dressed up in the Senator's pants. No one is confessing, but it wasn't me. I was trying to dive off the side of the boat and Lodi was trying to stop me. We came back... horse had pants on. I think it was
ambisis (Lani). She was WAY into the chihuahua. Upset it only gave culinary advice though.Once, the Senator woke up, he joined in the chocolate finger painting and Karen's mad skillz with tap shoes are the only things that stopped us from getting boarded after Panth did this thing, which distracted the Captain and THEN... well. You know.
Oh, and I made off with the Michael Shanks lookalike. He's now stashed in my closet.
From there, Lodi went ahead to Sri Lanka because she needed to "fill in" as the "desk manager" at "her friends" brothel. Yeah, we don't believe that either
At any rate, once the rest of us caught up... we found out that Lodi was working as an "exotic dancer" to help pay our way back to Jamaica. Here's where it gets a little... strange.
Karen told Lodi that she should have sold the diamonds. Well, none of us knew about the diamonds... Lani said that Karen had said that the turtles ate the diamonds, and Karen maintained that the turtle had eaten the rubies. I had heard Lodi say diamonds, but Lodi swore that her tiara and bracelet were fakes. I had to explain that my tiara wasn't (as it was a gift from the Emperor of Argentina) and Lani said that her contact in Switzerland said that Lodi's jewelry was real.
Lodi got upset and said that it was my fault because Lani and I didn't split the gold evenly. Lani had to go and claim it was to the thousandth of a gram, but since we were being chased by locals with rifles, it wasn't POSSIBLE to be that accurate. Not my fault.
On top of that, Panth remembered that she had bribed this fighter pilot. That was because Lodi wouldn't hand over the two-for-ones for her "friends" brothel. Gold nuggets and a lap dance at mach 2. Lani played DJ in the backseat. She was "offended" (Psh, yeah right) that none of us offered to help. Well, Lodi had the brothel, I had taken home the MShanks lookalike, and lets face it... Karen had done more than her duty with the Senator.
I was offended Karen had called us thieves since she had made off with the rubies. At that point, Lani remembered that Karen had ALSO made off with the sapphires. Lodi admitted taking the emeralds, which... okay, I had, too.
The reason Lodi didn't have any more two-for-ones was because she'd given them all to the park rangers. Or so she said. But without them, we'd never have escaped from that avalanche. And Lodi? With Shanks in my closet, I don't NEED to talk to Joe. Mmkay?
The St. Bernard they brought not only had brandy, but condoms as well. Karen said he gave her more than condoms, but I don't think she meant the dog. She CLAIMS she meant Blake. Karen also declared her undying love for Javier because he hauled her out of a river. As Lani pointed out, due to his "banana leaves" we had a hard time hauling Karen out of his hut when it was time to go. His coconuts were rather large.
There there was the rest of Panth's pilot's flight crew. Moose, Goose and Grouse. Lani wanted them all. And HAD. And then she tried blaming it on me which pissed off my Shanks lookalike. Grouse kept faxing photocopies of himself to Karen at work. Body parts that take seven sheets? UNCOOL.
Truthfully, she was more angry when she only got the middle sheet. I don't blame her. He was hot.
Who's who?
