[BSG] Because They Got High, or An Exposition on the Dangers of New Caprican Loco Weed

[ramdonomo]

[[OKAY, so... yeah. Lani and I did this last year in JANUARY, but it had gotten lost to the I-don't-know-what's of email-land. HOWEVER! Lani, of course, has Email-foo and managed to locate. A good deal of you will remember it. ENJOY!]]

To the tune of 'Because I Got High'.

Chief Tyrol:
I was gonna fix a viper, but then I got high
I was gonna overhaul it and make it fly, but then I got high {Or maybe, Now the Old Man's pissed at me, because I got high?}
Now I'm stuck in hack, and I know why ...

Doc Cottle (aka, Doc CYLON):
I was gonna fix Saul's eye, but then I got high
I was gonna put it back in his face, but then I got high
Now he's a one eyed drunk, and I know why ...

Laura (aka, the HIGH Priestess):
I was gonna keep Hera hidden, but then I got high
I was gonna put her on Colonial One, but then I got high
Now she's with the Cylons, and I know why ...



Bill (aka, Mack Daddy 'Dama):
I was gonna fight the Cylons, but then I got high
I was gonna defend New Caprica, but then I got high
Instead I had to jump away, and I know why ...

Kara (aka, ThatDirtyNoGoodSlut - says Dee):
I was gonna run off with Lee, but then I got high
We made up this whole big plan, but then I got high
Now I'm Mrs. Sam, and I know why ...

Sam (aka, Mr. Thrace):
I ended up sick in bed, because I got high
While Kara searched for meds, because I got high
Now Leoben's got my wife, and I know why ...

Ellen (aka, New Caprica's favorite bicycle - J/KOMG):
I was gonna get totally drunk, but then I got high
Then Saul ended up in detention, because I got high
Now I'm frakking Cavil, and I know why ...

Lee(mo) (aka Kara's Whipping Boy):
I was still depressed about Kara, and so I got high
Then I chilled in CIC and ate, because I got high
Now my uniform's a little too tigh, and I know why {or, Now I'm bursting at the seams, and I know why} ...

D'Anna (aka, that one crazy Cylon broad):
I was gonna torture humans, but then I got high
I started having these crazy dreams, because I got high
Now I'm obsessed with finding God, and I know why ...

Gaius (aka, the new God?):
I was going to do better than Roslin, until I got high
But New Caprica was just so ... blah, until I got high
Now the Cylons have a gun to my head, and I know why ...
(SIX: Because you got high, because you got high, because you got hiiiiigh ...)