1000 COMMENTS

[ramdonomo]

Give me 1000 comments in this entry. Or whatever, really. YOU, in particular, don't have to supply the whole 1000, but a tiny contribution would be nice.

You guys! This is your chance to spam me with anything! Pictures, lyrics, the word SPAM over and over. Feel free to tell me something about yourself, or about your brothers and sisters or about your parents. Do whatever you want! It's all up to you. Leave 30 comments in a ROW, even!

Hell, bring your RP to this place for a day or two.

Okay, so I realize 1000 is a tall number so just spam away and we'll see where we get up to. Please entertain me!

We can hold whole CONVOS in here... who needs Instant Messaging? I DEMAND YOU EMPTY YOUR PHOTOBUCKETS INTO MY JOURNAL!

RP comments, Friend-of-Friend comments... hell, go tell YOUR friends to comment here. I'm opening it up to the public. I want people I've never heard of. Come on... please?!

Show me your icons, explain them... anything! This is gonna be fun. I promise :D


PS: This is because imyourally joined IJ two years ago but has recently (TODAY) started using her journal.

PPS: Once? Lani once gave me MacBeth line by line.

KGO.

Comments

[kallisti_eris.insanejournal.com]

People still have to pray on the sabbath.

[divine_anomaly.insanejournal.com]

So you must rob them, too?

[em (from insanejournal.com)]

He moves on to the second merchant.

[divine_anomaly.insanejournal.com]

What about you?

[galacticaoracle.insanejournal.com]

I'm only helping them make a connection to the Lord above -

[divine_anomaly.insanejournal.com]

By charging them twice over what they are trying to exchange?

[galacticaoracle.insanejournal.com]

A man needs to eat, doesn't he?

[divine_anomaly.insanejournal.com]

But not so well as you.

[em (from insanejournal.com)]

He moves on to the third merchant. Peter drifts to stand silently in front of the second merchant's table.

[kacey_starshine.insanejournal.com]

I'm only trying to make an honest living. That's not against the law, is it?

[divine_anomaly.insanejournal.com]

I can only tell you what is right and wrong in the eyes of God.

[kacey_starshine.insanejournal.com]

Then why are you wasting your time with us? If you don't uphold the laws, why should we listen to you?

[divine_anomaly.insanejournal.com]

Because I am the Son of Man, and I have come to cleanse my temple of your filth! You are nothing more than thieves in honest clothing, defiling this sacred place. By my word, you'll do no more business here!

[em (from insanejournal.com)]

He turns over Merchant 3's table; Peter quickly follows suit with Merchant 2's. They both look to Judas who stands, stunned.

[his_messenger.insanejournal.com]

Well, aren't you going to help?

[em (from insanejournal.com)]

Matthew and Thomas enter, softly chanting "Hosanna".

[divine_anomaly.insanejournal.com]

Turn his table, Judas, cast him out!

[em (from insanejournal.com)]

Peter joins the chant as it grows louder, Merchants 2 and 3 reluctantly joining in as well. They all start to crowd around Judas.

[divine_anomaly.insanejournal.com]

What are you waiting for?

[his_messenger.insanejournal.com]

Prove you're one of us!

[em (from insanejournal.com)]

For a moment we enter the present, the lights fading on all but Judas. The Hosanna chant continues.

[the_functionary.insanejournal.com]

This wasn't what it was supposed to be.

[em (from insanejournal.com)]

The lights come back up as Judas of the past turns to Jesus.

[the_functionary.insanejournal.com]

This was never what it was supposed to be!

[em (from insanejournal.com)]

He turns and runs off stage. The chant stops immediately. The Disciples look after him in suspicious silence. Jesus hangs his head in sorrow.

Blackout. End Act One.