[ASS] Mine is not a blender

So, I had a great night last night. Rach and I went to dinner at Red Robin and, as usual, talk turned to vaginas. Yes, yes. I know. I won't let people talk about FOOD when I'm eating, but vaginas? Yeah, I'm down.

Anyway, we're talking and she says, "I wonder if Castle is open this late?" I said, "What's Castle?"

Well.

Castle, which looks (from the outside) like some medieval theme restaurant, is the biggest porn shop I've ever seen. So, we browsed. And read the backs of porn movies to each other. :D It was really fantastic. I found one where it ended with, "it'll have you screaming, 'My ass is not a blender!'" so of course I had to ask Meredith to make me an icon that said such.

Poor Meredith. *loves her* No, I wouldn't tell her why until after the entry was written. I linked her.

Then we sat in the car and talked until I had to leave. RIGHT THEN. (Sorry, Rach.)

Driving home? It was raining for the first time in a long time which made the roads pretty slick. Now, ususally I take a certain turn slow and in the far right lane.

I took it in the middle which probably saved my car, myself and my son some serious damage.

I fishtailed one way, then must have overcompensated or something because the car spun completely to the side and came INCHES from crashing into the barrier I'm normally against anyway. When I stopped, it was like, "Oh. Okay. So 'slow' wasn't slow enough." And did 30 the rest of the way home. Kyle was completely freaked and no longer sleepy.

I don't think I've ever done anything like that, ever.

Okay, off to busy day.

[DW] David Tennant? Never change. Thanks

Doctor Who star David Tennant is rumoured to be in a romantic relationship with his co-star Georgia Moffett, who is his on-screen daughter.

The pair were photographed leaving his north London home on Saturday morning after spending the night there.

They arrived at her flat on Saturday night and Tennant, 37, did not leave until 11am the next morning.

Miss Moffett, 23, who has a six-year-old son, is the real daughter of former Doctor Who Peter Davison.

A friend of Miss Moffett’s said: “They have been going out together for a while now but meet up at each other’s houses so as to avoid being spotted by Who fans.

“David can’t really go anywhere without attracting attention and it’s early days so they don’t want any distractions or fuss made about what’s going on.

“It started with some friendly dinner dates but has progressed quickly and they are now in a serious relationship.

“Even with his busy schedule, David is making a lot of time to spend with her, so he must really like her.”

The couple met while filming in Wales. Miss Moffett has described the encounter.

She said: “It was winter when we filmed and I was wearing very little so you can imagine how cold that was.

“David kindly lent me his jacket between takes.”


... okay, so. Um, yeah. I have no words except I know people were already writing the incest-fic. Now you have a reason. Congrats.

PS: Fandom will go BATSHIT. I love it.