[SEX ED] Wherein my 12 year old tries to educate ME on sexual tendencies

[ramdonomo]

So, we're in the car and Kyle's reading his manga and says, "Oh, that's censored." I said, "What are you reading now? More panty eating hampsters? Boy on boy love?*"

And he's laughing and says no. THEN he says, "Bisexual means they like boys and girls, lesbians are girls who like girls, gays are boys who like boys and homosexuals like homos."

I nearly drove off the road.

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SO I ASK HIM, on Aki's urging, WHAT A HOMO IS and HE SAYS:

"Like those people who ride on trains with sticks and sacks on the end!"

Me: *can't breathe*

Aki: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBOSEXUAL!

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*books he's read before, apparently

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*DIES*

Kyle FTW!