[KNIGHT RIDER] ... it made me it's bitch

[ramdonomo]

BILLY: First number is 34.499 and it looks like it's measured in degrees.
MIKE: That's the format for coordinates for latitude and longitude. KITT, check each number for latitude and longitude.
KITT: I know, Michael.
MIKE: All right. You don't have to get... snooty.
KITT: Maybe if you respected my autonomy a bit more, I would respect yours.
MIKE: I'm sorry... are we having a couples moment here?
KITT: I'm simply making you aware that I do not need to be told what to do all the time.
MIKE: Kitt? I hear you, okay?
KITT: Okay.
BILLY: Mike, did I just hear KITT smackin' you around?
MIKE: KITT and I are communicating. It's what partners do.
BILLY: Nah, it just sounded like KITT was making you his bitch.


I rewound, watched, rewound, watched... yeah. :D And laughed harder each time.

*HEE*

Comments

[ki2k.insanejournal.com]

BEST. DIALOGUE. EVAR.

Nearly as good as my favorite bit of dialogue in the original. :)

[ramdonomo.insanejournal.com]

Which is?

[ki2k.insanejournal.com]

Michael Knight: Where does Old Canyon Road go?
K.I.T.T.: Were I to hazard a guess, I'd say into an old canyon.

But he says it with a tone of incredulity in his voice, like, 'really Michael, are you REALLY that stupid?' and it's just hilarious to me.

[ramdonomo.insanejournal.com]

I love KITT. <3

[ki2k.insanejournal.com]

You know it, bb. :D

[ramdonomo.insanejournal.com]

Well, okay. I have a fake person in my head who loves KITT.

[ki2k.insanejournal.com]

I'd say same difference, but it's really NOT. YOU must love Kitt as well. *NODS*

[ramdonomo.insanejournal.com]

Well, I do. <3 You know that.

[ki2k.insanejournal.com]

Well, okay then. :D And I heart the new Kitt more and more, too. :)

[ramdonomo.insanejournal.com]

LoL, oh KOBIE, you rascal.

[ki2k.insanejournal.com]

It'll certainly make Kitt's uh... CONCERN for his well-being interesting. :)

[ramdonomo.insanejournal.com]

The show makes my inner!HATTIE's concern for KITT interesting.

[ki2k.insanejournal.com]

LOL, which Kitt? Thank god they're not triplets. *g*

[ramdonomo.insanejournal.com]

HER Kitt.

[ki2k.insanejournal.com]

Hey, she could be legitimately concerned for the other Kitt. Kobie. :) Though Kobie does seem more resistant to damage.

[ramdonomo.insanejournal.com]

Nah. She's more worried about HER Kitt. And the other thing is, I think she finds it hard to talk to him about being a car when he IS a car.

[ki2k.insanejournal.com]

AWWWWWWWWWWW. :D Hee, I've noticed that.

[ramdonomo.insanejournal.com]

She has a hard time objectifying her husband. ;)

[ki2k.insanejournal.com]

In the right context, that could be a very smexy thing. *waggles eyebrows*

ANYWAY. :P

[ramdonomo.insanejournal.com]

Well, exactly. But a car?! No.

[ki2k.insanejournal.com]

Well, you know. I did say the RIGHT context. ;)

[ramdonomo.insanejournal.com]

Right, but what I mean is that she can't talk to him AS the car about BEING the car. And as a human, he doesn't have the right perspective of BEING the car. So it's a lose lose.

[ki2k.insanejournal.com]

We'll see.

[luckybluestar.insanejournal.com]

May I snag your shiny default icon? PLZ? *puppy dog eyes*

[ramdonomo.insanejournal.com]

Of course :D

[luckybluestar.insanejournal.com]

Thanks! *HUGS*

[ramdonomo.insanejournal.com]

KITTIES ♥